11 dishes
Because you want something to chomp on right... Now
Ask whether the fryer is shared with meat, and if there is egg in the batter.
2 Mixes... Roasted red pepper and traditional, served side by side! Comes with your pick of veggies or fried pita chips for dipping
Ask whether the pita is made with milk or butter, and whether the white sauce is tahini rather than yoghurt.
Pro-Protein Plate
Ask what else goes into it besides what the menu lists.
My Ex-girlfriend's Sister's Salad
Ask whether the broth is vegetable rather than meat or fish stock.
1/2 Lb of premium Angus beef with fries or sweet fries. Sub-grilled chicken or a veggie patty if so desired. All burgers are cooked to order. Raw or undercooked meat may increase your risk of a foodborne illness
Ask for the vegan or vegetarian version, the menu says they make one.
Both pastas come with a side of Caesar salad
Ask whether the pasta is egg-free, and to hold the parmesan.
Ask for it with beans or veggies instead of meat, and whether the beans and rice are made with lard or chicken stock.
Ask whether the fryer is shared with meat, and if there is egg in the batter.
Ask whether the batter is made with egg and milk.
Ask whether it is cooked in butter or a meat stock rather than oil.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
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A criminal amount of cheese & tortilla chips. It's great to share with friends, foes, and your high school bros
Black market's must-get-them-right-now dish. Trust me! Chicken, spinach, and feta infused in egg roll shells with a dipping sauce
Bacon, cheese, and ranch atop our awesome fries for tasty evilness. Order some to feed your guilty pleasures
A whole bunch of pickles battered down with a house remoulade. Ooh wee!
An epic starter! Baked skins filled with Cheddar cheese, sour cream, bacon, and some queso. (Loosely named for our favorite Florida pub!)
Huge!!! An evil mix of our starters! Eggrolls, cheese sticks & an empanada! Annnnd queso & chips, oh! Rings &... Truthfully anything else we pile on to feed your Frankenstein!
A southern pimento cheese thing that'll have you singing free bird! Served with our fried pita chips that are oh-so-good
Braised pork stuffed in fried wraps with lime aioli. On our menu since 2009!
From outer space deliciousness! A huge pile of nachos stacked high with chicken and cheeses, then topped with jalapenos, beans, rice, and sour cream
An underground recipe of apples, celery, mayo, honey, and grilled chicken. Served with our fried pita chips that rule the roost!
Award-winning hand-breaded chicken strips paired with fries and honey mustard. Does you right at 2 PM or 2 AM. (Add our "Halo the Horrible" sauce for adventure!)
A top pick for your Irish soul! Onions & provolone on rye!
Jalapenos, peppers, sriracha, and cheese!
Mushrooms, bacon, spinach, onions, and muenster cheese
The name says it all!
As does this one!
Black and bleu all over with bacon & mushrooms!
Peanut butter, jelly, an egg, and bacon!
Any toppings we decide and it works! Rule: you can omit only one item
Avocado, bacon, and Monterey Jack with a chipotle sauce! Aptly named after k9 celebrity, Hulk Eisenhower Cowgill!
Monterey Jack, bacon, and an onion ring. A house fav!
2X the meat, 2x the bacon, 2x the cheese, and 2x the madness!
A criminal amount of cheese & tortilla chips. It's great to share with friends, foes, and your high school bros
A big basket of the best in Birmingham... Hands down. Served with fries and pick a sauce: BBQ, mango habanero, garlic Parmesan hot honey mustard, halo the horrible, lemon pepper, or hazmat (hot!)
All sandwiches come with fries, mac n cheese, sweet fries, or fried okra
East chicken and bacon and jalapeno-ranch-topped tacos that are too good to pass up. Order 'em, enjoy 'em and brag about 'em on your Instagram
A fried chicken breast topped with provolone and our "Halo the horrible" sauce! Get it grilled if you wanna be a weirdo... (Seriously, this sandwich is grade A+! - Geo)
Served on marble rye = a win-win!
A high-stacked classic that's as tasty as one would expect! Named for the legendary bar and grill that once fed Birmingham, circa 1973. (Try it "Rachael-ized..." meaning with turkey instead of corned beef!)
Our twisted version of the chicken philly! Cheese, peppers, mushrooms, onions, etc
Let's get American! 2 hot dogs drowned in relish, onions, and kraut... And a side of fries
Tons of turkey with aioli, bacon, tomatoes, and provolone on marble rye. Blue-collar great!
Not that goofy band... More like "Smash your mouth with some..." 2 smashed-up burger patties, cheese, a boss sauce, & toppings & a side. Unreal tasty!
Lots of grilled chicken with black beans & veggies! For that ft Walton beach body!
Named for our rockin' hometown heroes... It's ground beef blended with feta, tomatoes, and olives in a tortilla! Served with veggies for your young soul!
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Ask whether anything is mixed into it, as poured, most drinks are vegan.
Ask whether anything is added to it, a soft drink or a bottled water is vegan as it comes.