3 dishes
Vegan BBQ tossed chick’n with Selfish Cow vegan cheese & a swirl of vegan ranch
(Somehow) meatless pepperoni with Selfish Cow vegan cheese
19 dishes
Garlic mushrooms with a sprinkling of roasted garlic
Ask whether it is cooked in butter or a meat stock rather than oil.
A full-frontal veggie assault: green peppers, mushrooms & onions. No meat. No mercy
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8/31/26 - 9/13/26
Ask whether the fryer is shared with meat, and if there is egg in the batter.
The classics. The stuff we’re always slinging
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Made fresh when you order. Like a civilized pizza party
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Breadsticks for the salty goblins. Dessert for the sugar gremlins
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Garlic breadsticks. Hot, buttery, and dangerously snackable
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Cinnamon breadsticks. Warm, sweet, and gone before you sit down
Ask what else goes into it besides what the menu lists.
Crispy, marshmallowy, fruity chaos — basically a rice crispy treat that joined a band
Ask what else goes into it besides what the menu lists.
Ask whether it contains butter, milk or egg.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask whether it is cooked in butter or a meat stock rather than oil.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask what it is made with. The menu does not list the ingredients.
Ask whether the dough has milk in it, and to leave off any dairy cheese.
Ask whether it contains dairy, egg, anchovy or fish sauce.
13 dishes
Our classic cheese pizza. Subtly flavored with fresh basil leaves
Pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese
Pepperoni and banana peppers with sriracha sauce & red pepper flakes
Mikey likes pepperoni, mushrooms & banana peppers on his pizza. That’s what’s up
Extra strength pepperoni, mushroom & sausage
Pepperoni and sausage. Meat on meat
Thicc-cut, cup & char pepperoni, sprinkled with Parmesan cheese
A complete mess of pepperoni, sausage, banana peppers, mushrooms, onions & extra cheese
Garlic breadsticks with cheese. The upgrade your group chat deserves
Birthday-cake cookie topped with buttercream icing & a reckless amount of sprinkles